300 Excuses for Why You’re Not Getting Laid is the brand new and hilarious gift for that single friend in denial, your recently divorced uncle, or anyone who swears they're “just focusing on themselves” Often frustrated and exasperated at our lack of romantic success with girls when we were growing up, we used to give, and hear, a multitude of excuses for why we all weren’t seeing more action. From the simple to the preposterous, 300 Excuses For Why You’re Not Getting Laid is a list of the funniest and most relatable extenuating circumstances, mitigating factors and justifications for the greatest hindrance to men’s progress of all time: the dry patch. The dry patch is not to be sniffed at, for it is a hurdle that can eat away at the soul, can cause men to go mad, and can spark some pretty legendary levels of BS. It’s never our fault. But rather, the fault of external factors over which we have little to no control over. We recently joked that we used to come up with so many wild and silly excuses for our dry patches, and tell them to so many of our friends, that we could have written an entire book about it. So we did! 300 Excuses For Why You’re Not Getting Laid is a list of reasons men like us have at some point used to explain their troubling dry patches, and why they weren’t ‘getting any’. Our aim has been to create a list of entertaining excuses, something that men trying to get laid can relate to, and can be a helpful gift for someone going through a barren spell.

Subject matter - not getting laid/ dry patches

Written from experience! 

Ideal for shoulder gifting moments i.e. April Fools, Valentines, University commencement