Half-time: the most dangerous time to leave the room. This 25cm x 13cm warning sign jokes about the classic football dilemma—nip out and you’ll miss the goal. Pop it by the TV, in the loo, or on a shelf for instant laughs. A top birthday, Secret Santa, or Christmas gift for serious fans.

• The half-time gamble, explained in one hilarious sign

• Funny for bathrooms, shelves, desks, and TV areas

• Big enough to spot: 25cm x 13cm

• A personal-feeling gift for serious football fans

• Perfect for Christmas, birthdays, and Secret Santa