Match day rule #1: no talking during the game. This 25cm x 13cm warning sign lays down the law with humour (not hostility). Place it near the TV, on a shelf, or in a home office for maximum effect. A brilliant football gift for husbands, boyfriends, or dads—ideal for birthdays, Secret Santa, or Christmas.

• Match-day rule #1: save the chat for after full-time

• Firm-but-funny — gets the message across without drama

• Bold size: 25cm x 13cm

• Great for shared spaces (and passionate fans)

• Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, and Secret Santa